'Newt's Bunker' in 3D purple text on a wavey blue background
Cinnamoroll peaking their head with a blinking heart next to a 'Cinnamoroll' title card. Pixel art rendition of Lucario next to a 'Lucario' title card Pixel art rendition of Eevee next to an 'Eevee' title card on a blinking pink background 'Raichu' title card surrounded two Raichus 'RAWR RAWR RAWR' blinking pink 'Born to be silly' in rainbow strobing text 'im too silly!' on a pink background next to a bouncing Kirby 'HALF-LIFE FAN' in orange text on a black background with the 'a' in 'HALF' represented with a lambda symbol. 'TERRARIA PLAYER' on a Terraria styled sky background next to the Eye of Cthulu 'Computer Nerd' on a blinking blue background surrounded by two computers with monitors displaying randomly colored noise. 'I DREAM IN VECTORS,' the text is alternating between 'I DREAM' and 'IN VECTORS.' The background is strobing between a rainbow of colors. 'I love my computer <3' in pink text on a pink background next to a blinking pink computer. 'Math Nerd' on a blinking blue and white background 'Creative' on a blinking pink and white background. A pixel art bear holding an artist's palette is on the left, and a larger pixel art artist's palette is on the right. 'Anti-social' on a blinking white, blue, and black background ':3 XD :p B) :V O_O' show up in sequence followed by 'I SUPPORT EMOTICONS'
Ness as a dog or cat-like fursona, wearing a red T-shirt, a green sweater, and flip-flops. Pink text below her says 'I like computers :3'. Ness is hugging her whole PC setup in her arms, display, keyboard, mouse, and PC included. She's surrounded by two pink hearts.
Puffball Fungus! https://alfirmitive.neocities.org Cinnamuff

WELCOME TO NEWT’S COVE

Welcome to my lil place on the internet

I’m Ness Shannon, aka Newt, aka newtbytes! I’m into all things cool and weird on the web ;).
I’m (kinda) nerdy.

Interests :3

Here’s a very short and overly vague list of my interests:

  • Computer science!
    • Machine Learning
    • Compilers!! :333
      • Intermediate representations
      • Rewrite rules, expression equivalence
    • Game development
  • Creative writing
    • Science fiction, mostly! I’m currently writing a novel. I should write more about that project….

Warning symbol with a blinking ‘!’ in the center WARNING

this site is super duper WIP!!
oh also i have no idea what i’m doing

Caution! This site under construction!

there’s not much content here. maybe one day i’ll actually write something. For now, just know that somewhere, a nerdy guy that yearns to express his passions online exists.

A goofy Mario-themed meme image that only Newt understands. It’s a bit hard to describe in this alt text, but bear with me. Weirdly edited text saying, “Friendship ended with ‘Vimm’s Lair’ now [a long very specific GitHub link to a ROM of the original Super Mario Bros for NES] is my best friend.” On the left, there’s a low resolution screenshot of a GitHub repo checked with a green checkmark, and on the right the Vimm’s Layer logo is crossed with a big red X. A weird correctly colored but spriteless version of the game is in between these two images.

look at this silliness only i understand

aren’t inside jokes where i’m the only one on the inside so funny